Thursday, July 9, 2009

i<3RODOLFO!

yes, because he's the greatest =D


nd btw,

FML of the Moment:
Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML


C`est la vie,
Joselyn<3

2 comments:

  1. dudee i want to be gangster tooo.lolo

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  2. Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML

    now thats better than ur post..more creppy.lol

    i wanna go clubbingg.wanna join> ? ill break youl

    but hey break it u buy it =D

    you live and you learn XD

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