New Moon

OMG. so New Moon comes out tonite. and i'm going! lol w my momma. We're off to go see it in like half an hour. Then i'll come home, SLEEP. and school in the AM ( =

I'll be satisfied so long as its better than the first.



C`est la vie,
Joselyn<3

WOahh.

So yeah, i know, it's been FOREVER ; but i've been busy, so don't judge me. lol

So far, i've made a month w my bf, made new friends, found old ones, had an epiphany, and got my shit together.

First things first, yay ! i made a month ( =
he's super awesome & i'm glad we've made it thus far. we'll keep em comin, don't worry. lol

Next, i've made new friends. There's a few new people, or old ppl i've gotten closer too that im glad i've found. they're great.

Old friends, even after mad shit has passed, u continue to be someone i know i can confide in, cuz even if yer an asshole sometimes, deep down, i know yer warm and fuzzy, even if u dont wanna admit it, lol

Let's hear it for epiphany's! Realizing shit and like learning to stop blaming other people for your own mistakes. Man up to what you do. Stop being so selfish, learn from your mistakes, and try not to do them again. You'll become a better person, & youll thank yourself for it in the long run.

I finally got my shit together. Im applying for colleges now and lemme tell you, growing up is scary as fuhh. i cant wait for the day i move out, but damn that day is coming sooner than i thought =/

" have faith in tomoro, for it can bring better. Never wish for yesterday, for it has gone its seperate way. Believe in today for it is what you are living now. And dare to dream all your dreams for it is not why, but HOW .. "


C`est La Vie,
Joselyn<3

Homecoming Weekend

So this week was Spirit Week/ PepRally/ Tailgating/ Homecoming Game/ Homecoming!!
& it was pretty damn fun. Spirit week was a lil wack, but between Fri & Sat, i had a blastt.

Oh my goodness, its COLD outside ( : isn't it awesomee. Even though its only staying till like tomoro, its still nice & refreshing to have actual Fall weather for a change.

Well, its Sunday, & i got stuffs to do,

C`est la vie,
Joselyn<3

Pool Partayyy !

Yay! Todays basically a skip day, & im off to Soncha's Pool Party ina bit. Ahh, s0 these passing weeks have been marvelous to say the least.

For starters, I got a boyfrandd ( :
Wich is a WOAH moment, cuz yu see, i usually don't do those. lol I'm too pickyy, and i don't settle for jus anything. But he met my expectations & then somee, so i'm muyy happy ( :

Being a SEN10r is crazyy. too much shit to pay for, ugh. But so far, spirit week has been cool. Fri is tailgaiting & homecoming game. Lets hope our sucky ass team actually wins one. lol Oh & friday is Homecoming ! =D Should be a blassttttt. Then after parties, woot wooott.

Aventura Concert dec.18 ! ahh i can't wait. Me & Steph are like counting the days, 64 to be exact. That nite is gonna be awesomeeee. Then the next day is a surprise event ( ; muaahhahaha lol


Anywhoo, i'm off to the partayy



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Joselyn<3


Btw, C`est la vie means 'Such is life'
lol

Skipper !

lol yess, i know i'm supposed to be in school, but i have an appointment, so booyaahhh ! that's my excuse ( :

Well, its been quite some time since my last update, and i have to say, its been a grip. I've lost friends, made friends, realized things, and became vaguely aware of how awesome things can be if you just let them happen.

Now lemme elaborate, losing friends, in any case, sucks. Especially when you thought it was someone who's friendship would last for a very long time. Worse still, is when you and that person lose your friendship over a broad. Yes, a female. A female that dislikes me, and well, apparently, the power of pussy is more than i thought. So sad it had to go, but watever. Anyone willing to let me go over that, was never a real friend to begin with.

New friends! Hmm, It's fun meeting new people, totally by coincedent, huh ? fun indeeed ! We'll leave it at, im glad i meet this new person, they're pretty Amazing ( :

Old friends, thank you for always being there for me. You're beyond wonderful, and i cherish you deeply <33

Food for thought,

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Joselyn<33

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WOAh, lifes funny. crazy. beautiful. short.

Don't let dum shit (i.e Broads, Dudes, Haters, ) ruin your day !
They wanna be pathetic, let them be, isn't it funny?
So just laugh, enojy yourself, let it be.
Nothing lasts forever & its better to be Blissfully unaware, then Ignorant & stupid ( ;



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Joselyn<3

Que dia ..

WHAT THE FUCK ?!
so today was like WOah. A female who (shall remain nameless) decided to start something for a matter she is quite unclear on. I'm thinkin the matter had to do with her believing my aim said something regaurding her boyfriend, which so happens to be my ex. Funny thing is, what my aim said, had A B S O L U T E L Y N O T H I N G to do with her boyfriend, or anything remotely close to what she thought. It was actually a simple song, and a funny part of that song. If you thought that was funny, i find this part hilarious ; now why in the world would she be looking at my aim? Clearly, we are not friends, and i cud care less as to what she chooses to say on her aim, so now why would she give a fuck at all about what mines says? & to honestly think i would waste my time discussing her (low-life, pathetic) boyfriend, she must be just a tad crazy? Now woman are indeed territorial, and if she, at all, feels threatned by me, i understand, but she has ABSOLUTELY no reason to. I care not for her (low-life, pathetic) boyfriend, and i honestly could give a fuck-less what he does with himself or his life. I must admit, as a fellow woman, i know that when you snoop, you're indeed expecting to find something ; (but why snoop if you don't have doubts?) So why is it that when we do find it, we're totally shocked and in awe? I say, expect to find what you're looking for, or don't look at all. Again, funny to me how all that was twisted into what concurred. I choose not to describe what happened, or call her names because that is very much beneath me. She's a woman, and i understand (somewhat) where's she's coming from, but, she's going about it all wrong. I'm sorry for her insecurities, but that's not my problem, and i refuse to dirty my hands with garbage.
'Nuff said.




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Joselyn<33

forever and a day ..

yes its been FOREVER since i've last blogged, but what can i say, i've been super deee duperr busy. Back to business tho ;

School started monday -__- & its officially B L O W S. Dnt see my bestie all day, totally have a difft lunch, only 5 min passing, 7 classes & teachers who alredy give hw (Fck Cornell notes, btw lmao) ?! FML. If i wasn't so excited it was senior year, id have a kanipshit (although i did have a mini one anyways. lol) Privelages are coming soon, so i wont be eating shitty school food for much longer! =D

Work is, in fact, work. Rare that i'm needed, but hey, some money is better than no money. Speaking of wich, my happyass got paid yesterday. woo-freaking-hoo. Lets try to actually save this check ;

Guess who's birthday is Thursday? yes, MINESSSSSSSSSSS! =D I turn the wonderful age of 17 (: I'm thinking of a nice little dinner with my friends at like chilli's or something. I hate that nicole won't be attending ='( but duty calls, and she's on that paperchase mayneee. I'm proud of her (:

Woops, one more thing, i made a mini maybe boo-boo yest. Maybe? cnt say what, but hmph. Shit happens i guess?

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Joselyn<3

...

As bad as it sounds/seeems, why does it make us feel so qood when that one person who's hurt us, gets hurt? i kinda feel bad, but then i DON'T. Karma's a bitch, & revenqe is Sweeeeeeet ! Sweeter than sweet, in fact. like brownies w/ milk almost. Ohdeee. lol Pero asi es la vida. y BUENO que le pasa por ser cabron (:

It's approximately 1:24 a.m & im bored as fuhh, up, talkinq to my cuz Robert. lol we have like NO lives. wdf?! oh myy, so Sat. is Lucy's bbyshower! super xcited for that. & then home the 3rd.
ohh the drama that's qonna come with that -_______________- FML.
But i'm ina great mood cuz of ^^ those thnqs. & ima TRY to get to sleeep. lol

i found this quote by Bob Marley, & i love it,

"u may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before, she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? Shes not perfect, you arent either, the 2 of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, admit to being human & making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break; her heart. So don’t hurt her, dont change her, dont analyze, and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there.” -Bob Marley

ponder that..

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Joselyn<3

Consejos..

never. ever. EVER. worry about what other people think. When shit hits the fan, all them lil so-called chamaquitos that u called friends, are q o n e ! Depend only on yourself. Be motivated soley for your own advancement. Sometimes in life it is necessary to be arrogant. Put yourself in front of EVERYONE else. YOU are who is most important to yourself. Never forget that. The minute you put someone before yourself, they become all your life revolves around. They eat your mind, Cause you to lose focus. The actions, and occurances of those around you mean nothinq. It is YOUR actions and occurances that will affect you later on in life...



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Joselyn<3

S t r e s s e d !

omfq, yesh. ima go insaneeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Joselyn<3

Hmm,

Today was FUN. Slept over Yari's lastnite, laughed all day, then robert came over, we did the ill walk to the plaza ona mission to get her a plain white shirt, dique que 10 minutes? YEA RITE! lmaoo.

Then we all got ready SEXY! to go to the movies. Ahh, it was a blast. Went to the gap, took a million pics, bought earrings in claire's & saw 'The Proposal' it was super cuteee.

All in all, it was a goodtime. Tomoro we shud be going to some lake, cuz my dads bday is monday. but we'll see.


C`est la vie,
Joselyn<3

Have i ever told you...

... how much i love shopping? Indeeeeeed! It's a damn addiction. lol today i went to the mall with my stepmommerz, 50 bucks in hand, and came out with an Abercrombie zipper hoodie & a sexyyyyy bag from pacsun (: i even had $4 change! lmao. i think i did goood.

Ever feel like you miss a friend, who's no longer a friend, even though you really shouldn't miss that friend, cuz its that friends fault that ur not friends (ok so it was yer fault a lil too, but SHH!) ? AHH! its quite annoying. but indeeed, friends are missable, as they should be...
Hmph, but wadever, shit happens i guess.

On a lighter note, TRUE BLOOD! lol omfg im hooked. & now i got Nicole hooked too. Ive alredy seen all of Season 2, so now im working on Season 1, so i'm all caught up and watnot. lol
And then im gonna have a Boy Meets World Marathon, yes all 7 seasons. Cuz thats on my to-do list, lol. & then idk wat.

&&&! Tomoro nite im spendin with my love, Yari (: We're heading out & doing IDK wat yet, but shud be loads of funfunfun<33>C`est la vie,
Joselyn<3

Bite me betch

So i'm eating the yummy dinner my stepmomma made (Rice & Chilli & tostones) & my tostone was shaped like a dog!! look>>




Anywhoo, i'm watching America's Funniest Home Videos w my stepmomma & daddy.
boutta go bathee & put my pj's on. (:
Congrats to Nicole she's going to NY ! =D


FML of the Moment
Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said "Did you have fun at the party?" and I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left". FML

C`est la vie,
Joselyn<3

FAIL!

LMAO, this website is HISTERICAL!

look>>


Today was fun. Chilled in Providence, chilled w/ cuzins. Saw our old buddies the Lawtown Ryderz! took the ill ride & scoped out some cutiesss (:


C`est la vie,
Joselyn<3

lala<3

Sooo i'm BORED!
today consisted of doing nothing interesting and laughing with this zoo of children. lmao There's 2 3yr olds, 2 11 yr olds, an 8 yr old, and me. wdf!?

On another note, after i go back w my daddy, ima be a driv-a-holic. lol (:

Greetings From Massachusetts !

Soo i woke up this morning at 4(-_-) Left at 5, and got to the airport by 6.
I saw ' I love you, man ' on the flight, whih was freakin HISTERICAL! & then i fell asleep. lol

Ate some Big & Greasyy (: and am now chillen wid my stepmomma. She's such a pretty prego. Mom dukes is gonna pick me up ina bit & ima stay wid her for a day or soo.


I'm glad im here though. Should be a blast.



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Joselyn<3

i shud,

make a to-do list of all the crap i have to do! so here goes nothingg..

(in no particular order)
- paint my toesies & file my nails
-PACK!
-Pick an outfit for tomoro.
-Prank call more dum P.ricans.
-Think about life.
-Get over dum shizz

(:

Let's see what i can get done


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Joselyn<3

I <3 ISA!

yerp, cuz shes gangsterrrrrrr!
bring me a souvenir from NY hoe
<3

<|3

Oh the WOah's of lovee.

i've seen it make those around me happy, & i've seen it make those around me cry.
it makes me wonder, WDF is so special & so horrible about it.

I suppose itd be that amazing feeling you get when FINALLY someone cares & feels about you, the way you do them. To have that person call you, and text you, and just care at all that you exist. That that person takes time out of their day to talk to you, because you're important. Because for once, you MATTER to someone. Indescribable. yes, that's the way they make you feel. You're floating on cloud 9 & no one can burst your bubble...

& then, your bubble bursts. They stop calling. They stop textin. They FORGET. but you don't. You Wonder, & worry, & call, call until you can't anymore. it drives you CRAZY! like WDF?! what happened?

& then you cry, & cry, & cry hoping that maybe the tears can drown your sorrows; but the bastards float...

One day, you wake up, and you realize you don't need them, you're better off, and you don't care.... but then they call.. outta the blue, right when you think you're over them, you realize you're not. You're stuck in the circle and you're just not sure what to do. you try to leave, & forget but everytime you do, they come back, like they know. It sucks.

Eventually, you'll learn. And you WILL get over it. and you'll move on.

& then it happens again with someone new.. FANTASTIC! =D

fCk Love & all its trials & tribulations.


Man Bain lmao



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Joselyn<3

Perfectooo

Sikee. Juss got back from the pool & pizza.
The pool was insanely gay, such as to the point where we didn't even get in. we went to the park next door and hopped on the swings. We got high enuf to see the highway. lmaoo

Currently; Singing old ass songs w Sheska, Textin an asshole fcker who's really annoying & doin my sillay dance, cuz Sheska knows she loves it!

Sadly, i leave tomoro morning =/ i shud start packin now, but as the grand procrastinator that i am, i'll wait till like 2 in the morning. lmaoo nah, not that odee. I'm excited to see my daddy, super pregger stepmomma, my love yari, and everyone else i'll stumble upon while i'm there (:


FML of the Moment:
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML

Ohh, &



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Joselyn<3

Music fl0w

Currently; downloading new music. I'm checkin out some new mixtapes drake is on, among other people, just because he's the shit.

i went to sleep last nite like at 5, cuz we were prank callin those retarded ppl, and idk, i got tired outta nowhere. Woke up around 11? Oh the woes of being on vacation (:

Can't believe im leaving tomoro =/ On the upside, Up north is fun & i get to drive alot =D
& the weather will be hott, but not, 'OMG im about to MELT' hot. lmao As Sean would say, Goodshit.

FML of the Moment:
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

OH!!! & here's that 'Best i ever had' video i said sucked so bad (:



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Joselyn<3

Prank Calls!

Quien me quiere dar un rico mmmm? LMFAOO!!
these ppl are crazy. they post their numbers on some tv station, talkin bout they want girls, or guys, or w.ee. i say, theyre askin for it. *67 that beeeeeeeeech, and laugh awayy.

ahh goooodtimesssssss.

FML of the moment:
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

C`est la vie,
Joselyn<3

late Niteee

So i'm here with Sheska, laying down, Laughin (our) Asses Off (:
over random stupid dumb things.

like >>


Ahh, that cracks me up. But anywhoo, i made some sanwichitos con cafe, which were BANGIN! i swear ima open up my own sandwich shop when im old. (:

Tomoro, we're gonna go to the pool! hopefully get some sun, cuz idk everytime im in P.R i come back whiter than when i left, WDF?!

It occured to me today, as it does usually everyday, that boys SUCK! lol & if i just so happen to see one, that shall remain nameless, before i leave P.R, i'm gonna bitchslap him, just once, for being a bad boyfriend. LMFAO ily Sheskaa<33

FML off the Moment:
Today, my mum called and told me she had bought me a new, white dish washer for my apartment because it doesn't have one. I was SO excited and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could. I only had to pay her $1.25. She bought me a sponge. FML

C`est la vie,
Joselyn<3

Funnayyy

Just because, this cracks me up everytime i see it (:



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Joselyn<3

Farm Town?

Yes, Farmtown. It's an app on facebook, and its addicting -_-
you're basically a farmer. you have a farm, you gotta plow, plant, and harvest! oh, and work for money on other people's farm. LMFAO But it's not hard, you just move the mouse around and watnot. it's funny cuz it sounds pathetic, but im telling you, you get hooked! lol Don't laugh & just go do it! you'll like it i promiseee (:

Me & Sheska are singing duets, (She's Don Omar & i'm Romeo on 'Ella y Yo') it's prett freakin hilarious but it's fun & i you know you do it too (;

But that's all for now.

FML of the Moment:
Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview I went to cross my legs and realized I had on 2 different shoes. FML

Sadly, this sounds like something i would do.. LOL

C`est la vie,
Joselyn<3

Got my ass bit by sexy cupid.. (:

PFSH! dnt he WISH! lol but anywhoo, i haven't done SHIT today. know what, scratch that, i made breakfast for me and Sheska, even though the eggs got stuck -_-, i cleaned the family room, but then i 'wasn't needed' anymore, so i layed my ass on the hammock, listened to music, took a nap, nd had a pretty queer dream, wich i dont remember. lmfao

So wdf, being in P.R, i've been stuck watching novelas, and they're actually pretty good =x. Can't honestly say i understand everything, but heyy, i get most of it, so i'm goooood (: When i get back home i'm gonna watch a "Sin Tetas No Hay Paraiso" marathon with Nicole (with subtitles in eglish of course! lmao) oh nd a Heads Up to Nicole, im gonna ask u questions frequently, so prepare yourself! iflyyy<33

Speaking of going home, WDF?! i leave Here to go to Mass. (massachusetts btw not church) at 735 IN THE MORNING! meaning i gotta be up by like 4, to be at the airport by like 6, cuz San Juan is like 2 hrs away. I'm thinking, i'm just not gonna go to sleep at all, and sleep on the plane? Indeeedd (: i reserved the very last seat in the back because it was the only window. hopefully no one sits next to me & i can like lay down. =D

Back to the subject of Cupid, I lovelovelove the song 'love game' by Lady Gaga. ' Let's have some fun, this beat is sick, i wanna take a ride on yer disco stick (; ' it's full of inuendos, and its pretty funnyy.

FML of the Moment:
" Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML "


C`est la vie,
Joselyn<3

i<3RODOLFO!

yes, because he's the greatest =D


nd btw,

FML of the Moment:
Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML


C`est la vie,
Joselyn<3

Freeeeeedom (:

Feels great, btw. Cut off some of those loose, annoying, strings, and i cudn't be happier (:

i<3 Fmylife.com funniest shit EVERRRR;

FML of the Moment:
' Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was i continued to wipe. After i finished I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML ' LMFAOOO.

oh myyyy. i think ima put an fml in all my blogs. just because it always makes me laugh, and that way, i know my life could always suck more..

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Joselyn<3

About meee (:

So, here i am beinq mad rudee. You're on my blog and know nothing about me! lol
Well my names Joselyn, obviously. i'm 16 & a SEN10R in high school. I lead an abnormal crazy fun life with my abnormal crazy friends & i love every minute of it. i find myself bored very often and decided why not blog?! (& because Alan suggested it -_-) lol i love writing, and music, and other random things, So enjoy reading about watever i feel like writing.



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Joselyn<3

quickiee

BTW,
i super deeeeeee duperrrrrr miss my main's!
they know who they are.
Los Quiero muchisimoooooo<333


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Joselyn<3

Newbiee much?

So i made a blog. why? i guess just to have somewhere to express myself. share my thoughts. give the world a glimpse into my mind.

070909:

Today was shopping. Shopping is therapy. Shopping is Love. Except for when you only got $40 to your name and stores with clothes so pretty, you just wanna buy em all. -_- I finally got the transformers shirt i wanted, even though im like 3 weeks too late, better late than never rite? My cousin, once again, didn't cease to get on my last nerve most certainly more than once. I know she means well, sometimes, but wdf?! sometimes you just wanna Smack A Hoe! lmao i kiddd, not reallly. Too bad my time here is almost up. Leaving Sunday CRACK OF DAWN EARLY to mass to visit my daddyy (: Should be fun. Ahh summertime, lovelovelove it!

But anywhoo, on a music tip, Drake is the shit but wdf was he thinkin when he made the 'Best I Ever Had' video? MAJOR dissapointment! He's still fineeee tho, and his music is still amazinggg.



C`est la vie,

Joselyn<3